[Dragaera] I want my SKZB

[Jon Lincicum]

Christopher Kendall wrote:
> I think the regulars of this list are perfect for this little challenge.
>    
>   Ysterday morning on the way to work I found myself huming the tune 'Money for Nothing' by Dire Straights but instead of the line 'I want my MTV' I had 'I want my SKZB'.  Anyone who wants to take a stab at modifying the rest of the songs lyrics, please go ahead.
>   
Hmm... Problem is, there's an extra letter in there that throws the 
meter off.

You can't really fix it without either leaving a letter out of Steve's 
initials, or cutting off one of the other words in the line. "I want my 
SKB", "Want my SKZB" or "I want SKZB" might work--but the last one 
changes the meaning in a way I'm not certain is entirely appropriate.

Strangely enough, the original tune is one I'm in the middle of 
recording on my home studio setup right now, so if someone did come up 
with alternate lyrics, I could probably even record a pretty decent 
version of them. Or not.

Majikjon