[Dragaera] Gift Shop

[Jon Lincicum]

Davdi Silverrock wrote:
> (Left out a "that" near the end)
>
> Take 6:
>
> "It so chanced to transpire that my beloved and honorable parents
> visited Dragaera City at that cusp of History when the conflict
> between Lord Adron e'Kieron and the Emperor Tortaalik climaxed in said
> city and its environs being dissolved and transformed into the Lesser
> Sea of Chaos, and while my parents were indeed enormously fortunate in
> escaping the Disaster with their lives, the only memento of their
> visit to the doomed city that they were able to procure for me was
> this very shirt that I am now wearing, with its truncated sleeves and sadly
> cheap and lightweight fabric, as one can plainly see."
>
>
> Amusing thought:  You know I just visualized wearing this shirt?  Her
> Highness the Empress Zerika IV.  Obviously, not while on duty.
>
> Heh.

It's funny... But as a practical point...

How on earth do you plan on cramming all that on a single T-Shirt? 
(Well, and have it be in any way legible?)

Majikjon