[Dragaera] PO'd

[Ken Koester]

Michael Wojcik wrote:

>Chris Olson wrote:
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>>How about, Vlad realizes that his life's new ambition is to become a
>>financial analyst, on account of how much he misses his old desk, so he
>>tosses LT away, turns his back on everyone, and uses Loiosh as a
>>doorstop.  And whenever the Right Hand send an assassin in to get him,
>>Vlad bores them to death talking about trust funds and legal tax
>>breaks.
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>And in the next book, LT wakes up, is evil, and demands a steady diet
>of Collateralized Debt Obligations. The Council invests heavily and is
>bankrupted by the crash, and House Jhereg is acquired by House Orca at
>a firesale price. Zerika gets pregnant by Laszlo but defaults on the
>mortgage on the Imperial Palace and ends up living in Sethra's
>basement. Norathar is killed by an invisible ... well, who knows what
>- it was invisible. The Paarfiad turns out to be a series of fictions
>authored by the Sorceress in Green to confuse matters. Devera is
>killed by Vlad Norathar, sending Verra into a deep funk in which she
>leaves the storyline permanently for parts unknown. Everyone else on
>Dragaera commits suicide off-stage.
>
>I know, I know - Jose is OK with all of that.
>
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A fine summary, omitting only the Flying Spaghetti Monster, The Friends 
of Antonio Glockenspiel (acting in concert with the Spindrift Confusion 
Society), the Scarlet Pumpernickel, Boris, & digital watches.  O, and 
the Sorceress in Green turns out to be a fiction, in order to confuse 
things even further.

Snarkhunter