[Dragaera] PO'd

[Jose Marquez]

On Thu, Mar 4, 2010 at 1:11 PM, Michael Wojcik <mwojcik at newsguy.com> wrote:
> Chris Olson wrote:
>> How about, Vlad realizes that his life's new ambition is to become a
>> financial analyst, on account of how much he misses his old desk, so he
>> tosses LT away, turns his back on everyone, and uses Loiosh as a
>> doorstop.  And whenever the Right Hand send an assassin in to get him,
>> Vlad bores them to death talking about trust funds and legal tax
>> breaks.
>
> And in the next book, LT wakes up, is evil, and demands a steady diet
> of Collateralized Debt Obligations. The Council invests heavily and is
> bankrupted by the crash, and House Jhereg is acquired by House Orca at
> a firesale price. Zerika gets pregnant by Laszlo but defaults on the
> mortgage on the Imperial Palace and ends up living in Sethra's
> basement. Norathar is killed by an invisible ... well, who knows what
> - it was invisible. The Paarfiad turns out to be a series of fictions
> authored by the Sorceress in Green to confuse matters. Devera is
> killed by Vlad Norathar, sending Verra into a deep funk in which she
> leaves the storyline permanently for parts unknown. Everyone else on
> Dragaera commits suicide off-stage.
>
> I know, I know - Jose is OK with all of that.

You forgot to kill Loiosh...

Jose, amused