[Dragaera] Gift Shop

[Davdi Silverrock]

Well, there's definitely a take 9 (swap the two descriptive clauses of
the ending):

It so chanced to transpire that my beloved and honorable parents
journeyed to visit Dragaera City just at that cusp of History when the
conflict between Lord Adron e'Kieron and the Emperor Tortaalik erupted
and climaxed with said city and its environs dissolving and
transforming into the Lesser Sea of Chaos, and while my parents were
indeed enormously fortunate in escaping the Disaster with their lives,
the only memento of the doomed city that they were able to procure for
 me was this very plain and simple garment that you now behold, and
which, you will perceive, is merely a shirt with truncated sleeves
made from sadly cheap and lightweight fabric.
 --  A certain Gentleman of the House of the Hawk.