[Dragaera] PO'd

[Jon%20Lincicum]

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Michael Wojcik" <mwojcik at newsguy.com> 
To: dragaera at lists.dragaera.info 
Sent: Thursday, March 4, 2010 10:11:40 AM GMT -08:00 US/Canada Pacific 
Subject: Re: [Dragaera] PO'd 

Chris Olson wrote: 
>> How about, Vlad realizes that his life's new ambition is to become a 
>> financial analyst, on account of how much he misses his old desk, so he 
>> tosses LT away, turns his back on everyone, and uses Loiosh as a 
>> doorstop. And whenever the Right Hand send an assassin in to get him, 
>> Vlad bores them to death talking about trust funds and legal tax 
>> breaks. 
> 
>And in the next book, LT wakes up, is evil, and demands a steady diet 
>of Collateralized Debt Obligations. The Council invests heavily and is 
>bankrupted by the crash, and House Jhereg is acquired by House Orca at 
>a firesale price. Zerika gets pregnant by Laszlo but defaults on the 
>mortgage on the Imperial Palace and ends up living in Sethra's 
>basement. Norathar is killed by an invisible ... well, who knows what 
>- it was invisible. The Paarfiad turns out to be a series of fictions 
>authored by the Sorceress in Green to confuse matters. Devera is 
>killed by Vlad Norathar, sending Verra into a deep funk in which she 
>leaves the storyline permanently for parts unknown. Everyone else on 
>Dragaera commits suicide off-stage. 
> 
>I know, I know - Jose is OK with all of that. 


Vlad is investigating a cave when the oil in his lamp runs out, and he is eaten by a Grue. 

Majikjon